The Shagger

(First name) "The Shagger" (Last name), the city villain that wanted to prove that women are easy to shag, and prove he did.

His words...


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After 3 years of living the bachelor life... I present to you...

My Career Stats:

THE FAKE SCORE

Number of strip clubs visited: 50+
Avg visit / week: 1.00
Est. Total Strip Club Visits: 318
Avg. bill / visit: P2,500.00
Est. Total Amount Spent: P750,000.00 over a third of a million pesos (oh fuck me)
Hookers hired: 42
Hookers shagged: 27
Most expensive one time shag: P12,000.00

THE REAL SCORE

Girls dated: 224**
Total Number of dates: 367
Avg. date / girl: 1.50
Avg. Girl rating: 7.5

Date Percentages:
60% take outs+ DVD marathon at condo unit
20% are movie dinners at malls
15% are in posh hotels
10% are out of town
5% are blind/setup dates

Total shag scores: 100*
Lowest Girl Rating Shagged: 4.0 while drunk and high on V's
Hottest Shag: Australian photographer traveling in Bohol

0 infection/s (Strict practitioner of Safe shagging)

THE TRUE SCORE

A break up after almost 6 years of dating. Heart was only broken the sad part is that I considered that my life was over without her.

I was saving to put a ring on her finger and make our relationship status on facebook real.

Shit happens.

I was down, but not out. Planned to take my revenge, not on her (because I loved her still). A revenge on womanhood. I studied the seduction process, women psychology, and other sciences, and I mastered the art.

So I fucked the whole world.

A heartless pussy scavenger playing the game with a score card eagerly wanting to fill up.

It took time to bite me back. When it finally did, I thought it was just karma.

But instead of punishing me, a girl came along that would change the course of the game.

I did my usual routine and lines about my commitment to non-commitment. It was fun.

But she was different from the 200 women I dated. The "checklist" I have entitled "I'll only have a girlfriend if..." went up in flames.

It's very fast jumping into a relationship considering both our resumes, but we agreed that it felt just right.

And here I am again, risking it all for the woman I love.

Ladies, forgive me...

(Ex-girlfriend), I'll always love you just like I promised...

(Girlfriend) Baby, you are my everything now, we might have been moving very fast, maybe because I can no longer wait for the rest of my life to start now that we found each other. It is only to you that I am truly naked, hiding nothing because you showed me that you also don't give a fuck about the past. It's you and me here on.

To the world. It was hell of a run, epic stories to tell, but maybe next time.

This is The Shagger signing out.

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* Total All time Shag scores including prior to the 3 year bachelor career (but only 2, c/o ex-gfs) + fake scores and real score.

** Includes non-romantic, friendly dates for research purposes

*** Disclaimer: Fictional statistics and storyline intended for 18+ and humor purposes only.