Would you date a porn star?

It was 10pm on a Saturday night, I got a couple cans of Guinness in the fridge and a collection World War II DVD's in my hand when suddenly a SMS from my friend reads, "Shat!". A few text messages later I found myself in a cab contemplating on which club we were hitting that night. I arrived at the agreed meeting place and saw most of my friends in shorts and tsinelas. I realized it will be a night of all male chatter and binge drinking.

The serious kwentuhan always comes after the usual blabber, jokes and kamustahan. Having pissed a few times until some of us cannot walk straight anymore, my friend posted the "Question of the Night":

Would you date a porn star?

Maria Ozawa, porn's finest

What he meant was date, date, not just fuck-date and having a relationship with an active porn star. Some of the thoughts were very enlightening. There was eight of us, three of whom are in relationships, five of us are single, mostly by choice, and one never had a girlfriend in his lifetime.

The results: eight out of eight would definitely fuck a porn star, and only one would actually date her. And you have guessed correct, it was our friend who never had a relationship.

Defending himself, "Most of you guys have been cheated by your ex-girlfriends, they fucked around behind your back, what difference does it make if they did it in front of you?"

"It's different man, there was a point in time that we loved each other, treat them like princesses, fuck them like porn stars once in awhile but how could you ever treat a porn star like a princess, more so love her? You just want consensual sex, pay for lay has its downside doesn't it?", fired back Mr. Relationship guy.

On a very objective view, I told them that seeing so many failed relationships, making it work with a porn star would be very difficult. Other essentials of a good relationship besides sex, like communication would be very hard to pull of. If you would ask her how her day was, and she told you how sore she was from a 12-man orgy, how on earth could you react to that?!

You Girlfriend

At one point you have to go out of the bedroom, have dinner or whatnot, then your porn star girlfriend was binastos by assholes, obviously you have to confront them. But can you really blame them? They saw more than her naked body! Let's say you could kick their ass in 17 different ways. Then your mother comes along and does the same. It would just be really hard and it must be true love if you can put up with that every single fucking time you go out.

I have nothing against actresses in the porn industry. I admire their work at least a couple times a week in the comfort of my own room, in front of my laptop with tissue paper beside me (lube optional). Though I might consider dating one if she only did girl-on-girl and if she brings back that co-worker for some three-way action. But thinking it over twice, dating a porn star would still be a big burden to my sanity.