Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
The Shagger
(First name) "The Shagger" (Last name), the city villain that wanted to prove that women are easy to shag, and prove he did.
His words...
""
After 3 years of living the bachelor life... I present to you...
My Career Stats:
THE FAKE SCORE
Number of strip clubs visited: 50+
Avg visit / week: 1.00
Est. Total Strip Club Visits: 318
Avg. bill / visit: P2,500.00
Est. Total Amount Spent: P750,000.00 over a third of a million pesos (oh fuck me)
Hookers hired: 42
Hookers shagged: 27
Most expensive one time shag: P12,000.00
THE REAL SCORE
Girls dated: 224**
Total Number of dates: 367
Avg. date / girl: 1.50
Avg. Girl rating: 7.5
Date Percentages:
60% take outs+ DVD marathon at condo unit
20% are movie dinners at malls
15% are in posh hotels
10% are out of town
5% are blind/setup dates
Total shag scores: 100*
Lowest Girl Rating Shagged: 4.0 while drunk and high on V's
Hottest Shag: Australian photographer traveling in Bohol
0 infection/s (Strict practitioner of Safe shagging)
THE TRUE SCORE
A break up after almost 6 years of dating. Heart was only broken the sad part is that I considered that my life was over without her.
I was saving to put a ring on her finger and make our relationship status on facebook real.
Shit happens.
I was down, but not out. Planned to take my revenge, not on her (because I loved her still). A revenge on womanhood. I studied the seduction process, women psychology, and other sciences, and I mastered the art.
So I fucked the whole world.
A heartless pussy scavenger playing the game with a score card eagerly wanting to fill up.
It took time to bite me back. When it finally did, I thought it was just karma.
But instead of punishing me, a girl came along that would change the course of the game.
I did my usual routine and lines about my commitment to non-commitment. It was fun.
But she was different from the 200 women I dated. The "checklist" I have entitled "I'll only have a girlfriend if..." went up in flames.
It's very fast jumping into a relationship considering both our resumes, but we agreed that it felt just right.
And here I am again, risking it all for the woman I love.
Ladies, forgive me...
(Ex-girlfriend), I'll always love you just like I promised...
(Girlfriend) Baby, you are my everything now, we might have been moving very fast, maybe because I can no longer wait for the rest of my life to start now that we found each other. It is only to you that I am truly naked, hiding nothing because you showed me that you also don't give a fuck about the past. It's you and me here on.
To the world. It was hell of a run, epic stories to tell, but maybe next time.
This is The Shagger signing out.
""
* Total All time Shag scores including prior to the 3 year bachelor career (but only 2, c/o ex-gfs) + fake scores and real score.
** Includes non-romantic, friendly dates for research purposes
*** Disclaimer: Fictional statistics and storyline intended for 18+ and humor purposes only.
His words...
""
After 3 years of living the bachelor life... I present to you...
My Career Stats:
THE FAKE SCORE
Number of strip clubs visited: 50+
Avg visit / week: 1.00
Est. Total Strip Club Visits: 318
Avg. bill / visit: P2,500.00
Est. Total Amount Spent: P750,000.00 over a third of a million pesos (oh fuck me)
Hookers hired: 42
Hookers shagged: 27
Most expensive one time shag: P12,000.00
THE REAL SCORE
Girls dated: 224**
Total Number of dates: 367
Avg. date / girl: 1.50
Avg. Girl rating: 7.5
Date Percentages:
60% take outs+ DVD marathon at condo unit
20% are movie dinners at malls
15% are in posh hotels
10% are out of town
5% are blind/setup dates
Total shag scores: 100*
Lowest Girl Rating Shagged: 4.0 while drunk and high on V's
Hottest Shag: Australian photographer traveling in Bohol
0 infection/s (Strict practitioner of Safe shagging)
THE TRUE SCORE
A break up after almost 6 years of dating. Heart was only broken the sad part is that I considered that my life was over without her.
I was saving to put a ring on her finger and make our relationship status on facebook real.
Shit happens.
I was down, but not out. Planned to take my revenge, not on her (because I loved her still). A revenge on womanhood. I studied the seduction process, women psychology, and other sciences, and I mastered the art.
So I fucked the whole world.
A heartless pussy scavenger playing the game with a score card eagerly wanting to fill up.
It took time to bite me back. When it finally did, I thought it was just karma.
But instead of punishing me, a girl came along that would change the course of the game.
I did my usual routine and lines about my commitment to non-commitment. It was fun.
But she was different from the 200 women I dated. The "checklist" I have entitled "I'll only have a girlfriend if..." went up in flames.
It's very fast jumping into a relationship considering both our resumes, but we agreed that it felt just right.
And here I am again, risking it all for the woman I love.
Ladies, forgive me...
(Ex-girlfriend), I'll always love you just like I promised...
(Girlfriend) Baby, you are my everything now, we might have been moving very fast, maybe because I can no longer wait for the rest of my life to start now that we found each other. It is only to you that I am truly naked, hiding nothing because you showed me that you also don't give a fuck about the past. It's you and me here on.
To the world. It was hell of a run, epic stories to tell, but maybe next time.
This is The Shagger signing out.
""
* Total All time Shag scores including prior to the 3 year bachelor career (but only 2, c/o ex-gfs) + fake scores and real score.
** Includes non-romantic, friendly dates for research purposes
*** Disclaimer: Fictional statistics and storyline intended for 18+ and humor purposes only.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Lopez Bros Taking Over!
We got this...
Going gangsta at Time Square...
Brawling in Atlantic City...
Joey Vento feeding us Philly Cheese Stake...
We bad-ass!
But only when mom and dad ain't looking...
= P
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Monday, March 5, 2012
On Hazing
On February 25, 2005, I was able to survive fraternity hazing... Then again on May 6 of the same year... Pledges were many in our chapter and to my amusement I hazed them. I acted as a Master Initiator for a petitioning chapter, and eventually became a Grand Chancellor of our chapter, and I hazed pledges all throughout until one pledge almost collapse in-front of me, telling us for the first time that he has heart ailments. I thought to myself, if this pledge died right there, we're fucking dead. So I stopped but my fraternity continues to do so... And I can't blame them.
Fast forward to present-day, on my blog post and tweet, I have observed that there are already 12 recorded hazing deaths since the time I joined a fraternity. What's bullshit about it, is that most fraternities deny that hazing is part of the initiation process (never squeal). But more bullshit are coming from schools, denying that there are fraternities operating inside their campus and/or forcing students to sign waivers not to join fraternities as if it is hazing prevention. Bullshit from the government is of course inevitable, every time a high-profile hazing case come up, the blame goes to the lack of "teeth" of RA8941 The Anti-Hazing Law with the promise to study and make changes. But nothing has been done.
The Blame Game
The number one to blame are the hazing victims themselves. Hazing is almost self-inflicted, pain may not be welcomed, however it is consciously received, over and over again. Second, would be the fraternity, hazing rules must be in strictest adherence. Lastly, I blame the society in general, the schools and the lack of research and support groups for fraternities, hazing, and other similar topics.
WWOJD? What Would OJ Do?
To be continued....
Fast forward to present-day, on my blog post and tweet, I have observed that there are already 12 recorded hazing deaths since the time I joined a fraternity. What's bullshit about it, is that most fraternities deny that hazing is part of the initiation process (never squeal). But more bullshit are coming from schools, denying that there are fraternities operating inside their campus and/or forcing students to sign waivers not to join fraternities as if it is hazing prevention. Bullshit from the government is of course inevitable, every time a high-profile hazing case come up, the blame goes to the lack of "teeth" of RA8941 The Anti-Hazing Law with the promise to study and make changes. But nothing has been done.
The Blame Game
The number one to blame are the hazing victims themselves. Hazing is almost self-inflicted, pain may not be welcomed, however it is consciously received, over and over again. Second, would be the fraternity, hazing rules must be in strictest adherence. Lastly, I blame the society in general, the schools and the lack of research and support groups for fraternities, hazing, and other similar topics.
WWOJD? What Would OJ Do?
To be continued....
Incomplete List of Fraternity Hazing Deaths in the Philippines
Re-post from:
http://hazingpreventionphilippines.blogspot.com/2011/09/philippine-hazing-deaths.html
1. Gonzalo Mariano Albert of Upsilon Sigma Phi in 1954
2. Ferdinand Tabtab of Alpha Phi Omega in 1967
3. Mel Honasan of Beta Sigma in 1976
4. Arbel Liwag of Beta Sigma in 1984
5. Lenny Villa of Aquila Legis in 1991
6. Joselito Hernandez of Scintilla Juris in 1992
7. Mark Roland Martin of Epsilon Chi in 1995
8. Alexander Miguel Icasiano of Alpha Phi Beta in 1998
9. Marlon Villanueva of Alpha Phi Omega in 2006
10. Cris Anthony Mendez of Sigma Rho in 2007
11. Jan Angelo Dollete of Alpha Phi Omega in 2007
12. Chester Paulo Abracias of Tau Gamma Phi in 2008
13. John Daniel L. Samparada of Tau Gamma Phi in 2009
14. Elvis Sinaluan of Scout Royal Brotherhood in 2009
15. Noel Borja of Tau Gamma Phi in 2010
16. EJ Karl Intia of Alpha Phi Omega in 2010
17. Daniel Lorenz Jacinto in 2010
18. Ronel de Guzman of Tau Gamma Phi in 2011
19. Nor Silongan of Tau Gamma Phi in 2011
(Content from various news organizations)
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Adding the latest victim...
20. Marvin Reglos
- 1st year Law student at San Beda College
- Pledged Lambda Rho Beta Fraternity
- Died February 19, 2012
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