Monday, April 30, 2012

RePost: APO Recruitment Plan


Original Post: 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 2, 2010

APO Recruitment Plan
"Unconventional ways of recruiting new members"


Statement of the Problem
- According to our ID database out of 40,000+ members only around 2000 members are from batches 2005-present assuming older batches have already graduated.
- ONLY 5% of our registered members are of collegiate status.
- 60 years of APO Phils., Chapters = 300+, CHED institutions = 1,714*
- Sadly, APO is only present in 20%** of campuses nationwide.
*Tertiary institutions including satellite campuses, CHED Statistical Bulletin 2004-2005
**includes chartered and petitioning chapters
Why address the problem?
“There is strength in numbers…”
- Fraternities/sororities has been associated as something unconstructive. Colleges and universities, parents and fellow students are discouraging membership to such.
APO is reaping the benefits of the recruitment efforts in the past decades. Recruited many of its members that now are holding significant positions in the government and private sector.
- With the recent electoral process, many members triumph with the help of brothers and sisters. It took APO 60 years and recruited perhaps moreover 100,000 members to get the Vice President of the Republic.
- The future of APO lies in the efforts we make TODAY!
The Plan
Four Folds of Recruitment
The first 2 focuses on the students that are interested in joining fraternities/sororities (the target market)
- Converting interested students to join as members, and not waste time and effort with friends and family that are uninterested.
- Increase public information, most of APO’s activities tend to be exclusive to members only neglecting the opportunities for non-members recruitment especially in collegiate chapters.
- Creating a Unique Selling Point for APO
1. Open House Activities
Rationale:
- Activities wherein non-members (students) can participate. Feeling what’s it like to be an APO may create the need to join
- Only the Oblation Run gets regular media coverage, creating more bold activities that can attract media attention and not necessarily taking our pants off.
- From these open house activities we may take advantage of radio and online promotion.
- Association with the fraternity stereotype known for hazing, violence and vandalism may be lessen.
- Well rounded activities that caters to the interests of college students. Promoting friendship to all.
- Its time to go public!
Some activities that caters to the interests of most types of college students
The Volunteers
- Service projects open to all students
The Party People
- Parties
- Concerts

Scouts
-Open Camping
-Rover scouting as student org
The Intellectual
- Debate
- Leadership Forum
Chicks
- Women’s Month
- Women’s Rights
Chick Boys
- Roses giving
Varsity Player
- Open Tournaments: Basketball, APO Football Club, etc.
2. APO Recruitment Video Series
The cheapest way to reach a vast audience is through the internet.
Recruitment videos are widely used by small to large businesses, and government entities among others.
Information disseminated through videos, together with promotion and a systematic plan may boost recruitment.
1st Video: APO is Fun!
Message: APO is not the fraternity your mom warned you about.
Opening: A comedy that sparks interests in APO.
2nd Video: The APO Life, A Documentary
Interviews with collegiate and notable alumni members, school officials, parents, rival frats, APO friends, girlfriends, etc.
Sales Pitch: Address the inquiries and objections, answer controversial questions such as school policies against frats, hazing and frat violence
3rd Video: APO Service
Heroic plot. Showing APO service projects that made lives of people better. E.g. Ondoy, GK, etc.
Closing the Deal: Stirs the emotion of the viewer and creating the need to join
The last 2 focuses on the core of APO, the executors of this program… its members.
3. Chapter Boot Camps
Objectives:
Chapter workshops and consultations are regularly conducted and available.
Standard modules for chapter recruitment, finance, crisis management, new officers workshops, etc. Can be conducted per region/section.
Alumni members have a chance to volunteer and make a difference either to conduct a workshop or stand as chapter adviser (especially for revival and petitioning chapters).
4. APP Strong
So not to waste our recruitment efforts:
APP must be strictly implemented
Creation of the APP Helpdesk for chapter consultations and individual complaints
Certified APP Trainers are requested to volunteer as facilitators for Chapter Boot Camp on APP
APP Review Team for further development and improvement
Starting with a BANG!
“A Call to APO: The Orientation Concert”
Featuring bands like Urbandub and/or Franco
A presentation about APO in between bands.
Only those with school ID will be admitted. Registration and contact info
After the last song. There will be “A Call to APO”, an integrated baptismal rites for already willing applicants. On the day itself APO will have new pledges! The national council is helping chapters get pledges!
Is it FREE or not? It depends on BOD decision on the budget proposal.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

The Shagger

(First name) "The Shagger" (Last name), the city villain that wanted to prove that women are easy to shag, and prove he did.

His words...


""
After 3 years of living the bachelor life... I present to you...

My Career Stats:

THE FAKE SCORE

Number of strip clubs visited: 50+
Avg visit / week: 1.00
Est. Total Strip Club Visits: 318
Avg. bill / visit: P2,500.00
Est. Total Amount Spent: P750,000.00 over a third of a million pesos (oh fuck me)
Hookers hired: 42
Hookers shagged: 27
Most expensive one time shag: P12,000.00

THE REAL SCORE

Girls dated: 224**
Total Number of dates: 367
Avg. date / girl: 1.50
Avg. Girl rating: 7.5

Date Percentages:
60% take outs+ DVD marathon at condo unit
20% are movie dinners at malls
15% are in posh hotels
10% are out of town
5% are blind/setup dates

Total shag scores: 100*
Lowest Girl Rating Shagged: 4.0 while drunk and high on V's
Hottest Shag: Australian photographer traveling in Bohol

0 infection/s (Strict practitioner of Safe shagging)

THE TRUE SCORE

A break up after almost 6 years of dating. Heart was only broken the sad part is that I considered that my life was over without her.

I was saving to put a ring on her finger and make our relationship status on facebook real.

Shit happens.

I was down, but not out. Planned to take my revenge, not on her (because I loved her still). A revenge on womanhood. I studied the seduction process, women psychology, and other sciences, and I mastered the art.

So I fucked the whole world.

A heartless pussy scavenger playing the game with a score card eagerly wanting to fill up.

It took time to bite me back. When it finally did, I thought it was just karma.

But instead of punishing me, a girl came along that would change the course of the game.

I did my usual routine and lines about my commitment to non-commitment. It was fun.

But she was different from the 200 women I dated. The "checklist" I have entitled "I'll only have a girlfriend if..." went up in flames.

It's very fast jumping into a relationship considering both our resumes, but we agreed that it felt just right.

And here I am again, risking it all for the woman I love.

Ladies, forgive me...

(Ex-girlfriend), I'll always love you just like I promised...

(Girlfriend) Baby, you are my everything now, we might have been moving very fast, maybe because I can no longer wait for the rest of my life to start now that we found each other. It is only to you that I am truly naked, hiding nothing because you showed me that you also don't give a fuck about the past. It's you and me here on.

To the world. It was hell of a run, epic stories to tell, but maybe next time.

This is The Shagger signing out.

""


* Total All time Shag scores including prior to the 3 year bachelor career (but only 2, c/o ex-gfs) + fake scores and real score.

** Includes non-romantic, friendly dates for research purposes

*** Disclaimer: Fictional statistics and storyline intended for 18+ and humor purposes only.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Lopez Bros Taking Over!


We got this...


Going gangsta at Time Square...


Brawling in Atlantic City...


Joey Vento feeding us Philly Cheese Stake...

We bad-ass!


But only when mom and dad ain't looking...

= P


Poster Boy


Black and white is so rock n' roll! 

Making this clown look way more awesome...